Matt the Rife

Here's Matt Rife. The 21 year old that Kate Beckinsale is supposedly dating. Good looking? Yes. An actor? Yes. Nice abs? Yes. Gay as Hell? Oh Hell yes. It's entirely possible that the suggestion was made to Kate by Hollywood power brokers that maybe being seen kissing this guy once in a while would convince movie goers that he was an All-American-Joe that they could identify with. All of this of course is just a theory. And just because my gaydar is going off like a car alarm on the street at 3 in the morning doesn't mean anything. And none of it is because I'm jealo- OH GOD KATE COME BACK TO ME