Comments fielded by a large-breasted woman

"Nice rack."

"Must be nippy outside. Get it? Nippy? Ha!"

"GodDAMN."

"Now here's a girl who can float. Can't you, baby? Float, that is?"

"Nice tits."

"Jesus Christ, this broad is stacked."

"Would you look at the tits on that one?"

"Nice jugs."

(with an Austrian accent) "Dees, day about perfect. How 'bout I get a dittle peek?"

"Can I just see them? I won't touch them. I just want to see them. So, can I see them? Just see them? No touching. At all. Promise. Please?"

"Nice melons."

"Pennies or half dollars?"

"Can the twins come out and play?"

"Nice cans."

"Do you ever, um ... you know ... do it in between those?"

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